What Will Happen After the Rapture?
When the World Ends, Will You Need After Rapture Services?
Nov 1, 2009
Our Churches teach us that the Rapture, or the end of times, is coming. Jesus Himself will be here to round up everyone who gets to go to Heaven. The one thing that nobody knows is exactly when it's going to happen.
What will happen to people’s pets after the Rapture? Besides the Rapture, how will a wife get into online income accounts if her spouse should die suddenly? These are questions that have recently come to public light, as talk of a 2012 Armageddon becomes more commonplace.
The first answer largely depends on the person’s beliefs and can be as varied as there are kinds of pets. They range from, “Animals are all saved,” and “He’s being buried with me,” to “Family members are taking her.”
There’s one business in the U.S. that’s been thinking outside the box in this respect – way, way outside the box. Called Eternal Earthbound Pets, it offers Christians a place to plan for their pet’s future in the event that Jesus comes and takes them to Heaven. Some people are calling it tongue-in-cheek and hilarious, but it’s a real business and they‘re serious about it.
Company Run by Atheists Who Love Animals
Their motto is, “Animal-loving Atheists Will Step in When You Step up to Jesus.” They’re active in 22 states and they don’t associate with just any Atheist. Like most businesses, they do background checks on potential representatives, so none of them can have a criminal record and they also have to swear they’ve sinned and blasphemed and guarantee that they will not be saved. But at the same time, they have to be deemed moral and ethical and must show the ability, desire and means to retrieve and rescue pets and ensure their care for the rest of the pets’ natural lives.
Of course, this service isn’t free. They charge $110 for one pet, for a ten year period, with an extra $15 for every other pet in the household. However, if the Rapture doesn’t happen in those ten years there’s no refund. In fact (as it is with any business), when the ten year period is up, they’ll hit you up for another decade.
And, for convenience, they have a PayPal account set up for easy subscriptions to their services no matter which of the 22 states you live in.
Eternal Earthbound Pets Can’t Take Just Any Pet… Yet
They can’t yet accommodate all animals. At the moment they are capable of taking cats, dogs, birds, fish, rabbits and small caged critters in all 22 states. Just recently they have become capable of taking horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in 4 states. They’re building their area with new reps all the time, so this could change at any time.
EEP does give a portion of their donated income to community food banks in Minneapolis and New Hampshire. So, there is some productive use in this for the present.
One UK news source posed the question, “If you have to leave Fido behind, wouldn’t you like to know he’s in the care of a loving Atheist?”
Store and Save All My Email and Account Passwords
It’s happened more than anyone likes to think; the husband dies suddenly of a heart attack, leaving the wife to try and guess passwords on email, income and online accounts. Not only is she bereaved but she has to deal with so much.
There are companies that offer a subscription for a physical or online place to store important documents and passwords. One such place is called YouveBeenLeftBehind.com Their motto is, “Because nobody knows the day or hour.” For $40 a year they set up an account in which the client agrees to certain terms and verifiers that will indicate the death has occurred. This is for any time, not just for use after the Rapture, but it does have it's after-Rapture uses, too.
Leave an After Death Message
One client has arranged his account to trigger if he and at least three of his five employees don’t log into the account for a period of six days. When this takes place, the documents and passwords are sent to his wife right away. Another client has it set up so that a certain person is to alert them of his death and they then call five people on the client’s list of verifiers to make sure.
Many clients are trending toward leaving after death messages of hope and trying to make one last effort to convert the unbelieving receiver, who will be their friends and family left behind after the Rapture takes place.
Will computers - or anything - still be working when the Tribulation comes? Will people care about money, passwords and the like? Will their pets need care? Once again answers vary depending on who’s being asked and what their beliefs are. But, it’s nice to know there are companies out there to accommodate literally everybody.
Other Companies That Offer Services Related to the Rapture
www.legacylocker.com
www.deeathswitch.com
www.slightlymorbid.com
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